Some of my best jokes are Jewish! by Gerry Blumenfeld

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Published by Kanrom in New York .

Written in English

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  • Humor,
  • Jews

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Book details

Statementwith sketches by Bob Anthony
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN6231.J5 B5
The Physical Object
Pagination95 p.,
Number of Pages95
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL24959577M
LC Control Number65003953
OCLC/WorldCa1811309

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